Here, borrow some of my cynicism.

Not Challah, definitely.

It's okay. I wish I had that bowler hat of yours.

Maybe someone at the White House is leaking directly to The AV Club for some inexplicable reason?

I did however want to make your reply comment verbatim, but thought better of it.

I bet Steve Bannon pisses fire too.

I hope we all live long enough to read it. Granted, we won't be able to talk about it here on this website because of Kinja; but still.

Most of them don't realize that they've already been downsized, and their severance package is just enough opioids to commit unintentional suicide.

*crosses fingers*

So, how about that show Jon Stewart is developing about talking animals, huh?

Congratulations, Plumberduck: You've Won!

However, he is from South Carolina, and I know from experience that those people have a different continuum for "how drunk is too drunk?".

To be fair, lots of countries have been ruled by people who were clinically insane, and they did all right… before spiraling into chaos shortly thereafter…

And yet when I do that I get no reaction from you! What gives?

Buckaroo Banzai Cowboy, Life Aquatic Oceanographer, Nude Emerging from The Fly Transport Pod: they're all good.

That said, if some of this money went towards commissioning bronze statues of Jeff Goldblum to replace the Confederate generals, I would be fine with it.

"We give it to the Anti-Defamation League, in the hope that less of the money will go to help black people, who White Supremacists hate as much, if not more than Jews."

She's still got nothing on Sinead O'Connor!

NOW! That's What I Call Racism Vol. 57!

Because, despite believing that it's all ultimately controlled by a shadowy Jewish cabal, Nazis have money that big businesses want.