Well, not with a bang, but with a wimper. Not with a pop, but with rivets.

Judging by your comment, you already missed that boat.

Sausage, Dr. Johnson.

"Jokes on you, suckers! I never specified which coasts! Adriatic Sea, here I come!"
-Lorne Michaels

Maybe we'll get some cool Futurist architecture out of the deal?

Wait, Margaret Cho was a comedian?

The Very Best of Billy Joel?

It's actually ten billion corrections you should expect, not nine.

But Trump lost the popular upvote…

Not literally. Please do not have sex with Nazis. Thank you.

No, that would be if he wore a yellow menorah.

Your Honor, I would like to point out that as tasteless it may be (the comment saying WAY TOO SOON, got 50 upvotes); it is recognizably a joke.

So…

Well, since Kinja's going to come in and wipe this out anyway, this seems as appropriate a time as any to repost the tasteless joke I immediately made following the untimely death of Anton Yelchin.

Look, we're all going to be erased from existence, but that's still no excuse to devolve to that level of savagery.

Could be worse. If it were an office full of Jews, the showdown over who would eat the last donut could last for weeks.

You're thinking of that grinning little dipshit, Ernie.

It all looks like a banner for herbal male enhancement is about to appear at any moment…

That was a remake of Biography on A&E.

Maybe they're all on Kinj- Aww who am I kidding? No one willingly uses it. Not even them.