Luckily, there's still Tidal.

You've had to leave New Jersey behind! How will you ever go on?!

For the visions of swastikas in his head? Because I think he was referring to the Buddhist symbol in that lyric.

So, presumably Kenny G is out on his ass for multiple hate crimes against Jazz?

Angels don't carve muscles. You're thinking of gay Italian men.

What's their PWR BTTM ranking?

Chris Cooper's got them all beat.

Wait, which one's which?

To test this theory, I will sick my trained falcon on Clay Aiken, and report back with my findings.

Yes, Clay. For this you were a dumbass.

Who do Belle and Sebastian think they are?! David Cameron leaving his small daughter in a pub?

Reload the page.

She was funny the time she appeared on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

*pictures Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher singing "Turn Around Bright Eyes"*

Hell. He should go to Portland, Maine. There you're allowed to fuck the lobsters as long as you slip a rubber band over your genitals first.

But who plays the titular deer?

Fun fact: PWR BTTM was Nixon's nickname for Ron Ziegler. Spelled abbreviated and everything.

Pictured: the AV Club commentariat respond to the site's imminent Kinja switch over.

In keeping with the spirit of his music, none of the chefs employed there will be using spices of any kind.

The AV Club turned into The New Yorker so gradually I didn't notice.