The Simpsons is still on television?!

Call Major Major Major Major!

Making Donald Trump a king implies that his right to rule was handed down by God, which reminds me of that part of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, in which the attorney spills a whole salt shaker full of cocaine out the top of the red convertible:

But that would make Baron Trump, what… an Earl?

I hope they recycle the statues to make humiliating stop motion vignettes, in the style of Terry Gilliam animations.

I still say "Since I Left You" is the best music video ever made.

Possibly a stupid question from someone who hasn't seen the movies, but do the freedom-fighting, post-apocalyptic rebel militia all wear matching uniforms? Because right now, we have international trade and heavy manufacturing, and to my knowledge, not everyone in the PKK is wearing matching designer clothes.

I'll make a cobbler! Then we can all have some!

That Hunger Games theme park is actually happening:

Yikes! Maaaaybe a bit too far?

Weavil Dead

That takes on a different tone if you imagine that it was a Cliff Richards concert rather than an atomic bomb.

This is all I can imagine when I picture the Northeast of England.

If I remember correctly, you live in Newcastle. I am prepared to believe anything you say about where you live.

And they got that Chili. Or is that Cincinnati?

Figuratively, one hopes…

He's so into therapy that he's changing his name to Jay-ThoraZine.

They are better, yes.

I actually look almost exactly like him in that photo, only much taller and Semitic, and yes; I am a terrible watercolorist.

Fuck You, Josh Groban! Give me my facial hair back!