poprivets--disqus
Pop Rivets
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The good ol Republic of Ireland! What goes around comes around, boyos!

Casually almost reigniting a war with North Korea was a low point too.

That won't actually happen until the economy implodes. The bad news is that it will definitely happen the next time the economy implodes, and that's likely to happen any day now.

Luckily, Xanderpuss has been training his daughters for just this occasion. They're our only hope!

One is Korean, one is Chinese.

Though to be fair, the banana stand is a cash operation.

#1 song without: Theme to Shaft by Isaac Hayes.

Just wait until Samuel L Jackson goes after her for stealing his catchphrase. She won't be so cool then!

She got to shoot a deer in the head with a handgun! What else could you ask for?!

I think he's confusing modern day liberals with Seventeenth Century Protestant Iconoclasts. Easy mistake to make. It's the leggings.

Allegedly.

I think that I'd rather watch A Most Violent Year 2: More Violent instead.

I'm beginning to think that he butt-does everything.

Because rich people ultimately own and produce television.

Well, I don't trust him. He doesn't have enough chest hair. Also, button your shirt up, fella.

Adam Driver really is the opposite of the Posture Prince, isn't he?

Is "fleek" like "gee"?

Red Robin, if I remember correctly, has infinite French Fries. That right there appeals to us millennials.

*giggles and rubs belly*

You're English. You're a nation of people so unsophisticated culinarilly that you're still named after a little green fruit which stopped you all from dying of vitamin deficiency.