"Hey, Joshy B.! Wear this suit-coat made of career-anchors!"

Were any of the names Cameron called Brolin "sensible" and "realistic"?

My laptop died while I was an exchange student in Switzerland. My English friend in the room next door lent me his iPod while I waited for my new one to arrive, and that was one of four movies on it. I feel your pain.

Looks like Liam Gallagher finds his clothes in the same Manchester bin as Bez

Not to be a hipster, but I thought that Corden was an annoying twat even before he came to America.

What about a summer camp where children get to experience and participate in Class Warfare directly, making lanyards to string up the bourgeoisie from lampposts, that sort of thing?

They did however prevent campers of Armenian descent from boarding the camp buses, making them instead march to the cabin for miles without food or water.

CMYK FOREVER!

That's a shame. Maybe Jason Voorhees will make an appearance and brighten their evening?

To be fair, the FAA manages to ruin the days of thousands of kids every single day in various un-Trump-related ways.

One day, everyone in Seattle wakes up to find that their belly-buttons have all become outies…

Throw a cheap beard on him and he could be Ra-Ra Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen…

I would describe him using the words "Guido" or "Mouk", but in fifty years they may be unspeakably racist. That being the case, we should probably use them a lot right now before it's too late.

Enjoy it while you can. This sort of Moebius strip of a running gag won't work when Kinja comes in.

I heard a rumor that he's trying to get rid of a Porsche that he bought right before he was fired.

$20 says that he tries to sell Colbert a lightly used Porsche during the interview.

Unless you're Le Corbusier, that's the only rational explanation for it. Also, you know that I'm not your therapist, right?

And yet Brutalist Architecture, of all things, you feel for?

I thought you had that covered. I can't do that with my hands all covered in lemon juice! Citric Acid! Ow!

Fun Fact: You can make lemonade, and then add vodka to it yourself.