First you think that I'm George RR Martin, now you think I non-professionally wank off dogs: you would be so disappointed if you knew anything about my real life.

That right there is a niche market.

COWARD!

What does TRL stand for? The article doesn't say…

This is why the Romans wrote in all caps with heavy serifs; they take compression stress well. That's why their monuments will outlive the emojis.

"Colonial Ass"

So in an acting audition, children were asked to pretend something? What is the world coming to?!

Personally, I blame whoever at this moment Donald Trump is blaming for the White House leaks. I don't know who that is, so I'll just go with "the milk-people".

Objection, Your Honor! Jesus' only power is absolving the sins of man. His segment of the Trinity is prohibited from weather management!

"We don't like it here! There are no avocados, and the WIFI signal can't get through the concrete walls!"

GO WHITE RED SOX!

How much money to be allowed to feed their mothers deep-dish?

Look, just because they have a staff policy against leaving lanterns sitting next to cows doesn't mean that they're obsessed with Chicago.

Perhaps the European Space Agency would agree to shooting him into orbit, like Laika the space dog?

Maybe instead Colm Meaney will agree to do the show, but in the character of Sean Spicer?

What's great about your comment is that I have no idea whether it's a joke or not.

So DVBBS doesn't do it for you?

What if we all swap underpants? Would that get you back on board?

Islam's a ratings success.

Where he fights his Teutonic nemesis, Schlong Vulture.