Man, sounds like they should have gotten Rabbi Akiva to write it instead.

This guy in the other hand would do well in a low oxygen environment.

Dammit cell Fresno!

He looks like if Fresno Corleone had gotten hooked on smack.

Meanwhile, AV Club staff writer Sam Barsanti is rumored to play Frank Stallone's son.

Where?

"Please remove me from your call-list."

The real rule is never, ever, never, ever listen to a producer, unless they tell you that something costs too much. That's all they know.

A variation on the theme, yes.

To be fair, Emma Stone was great in it.

It is if you care about the boat-bat as much as the protagonists.

Guillermo, could you please go back to making fantasy movies set during the Spanish Civil War, where the Fascists are more frightening than the monsters?

That should be "Estne" instead of "est", but I'm not going to work any harder unpacking this comment for meaning.

In high school, I had a Latin class with a guy who a few years later would go on to stomp another man to death in public for using probably the same gay slur as happened here. What's wrong with people?

Pictured: Dweeby The Edge from U2.

This series needs to go sit down and think about what it's done.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When Donald Trump plays tennis,
His shorts are stained with poo.

I see we find you in a uncharacteristically poetic frame-of-mind.

Remember to bring your pottery wheel!

I'm in Disengaged. Let's have some sort of weightless, CGI-laden, PG-13 fist fight.