It's more valuable than just priceless; it's worth $1.8 billion.

Hear that, Microsoft OS GUI designers, you infected penises, you!

I see where you're coming from. I think that a more apt analogy is that Reddit's design is more like a terrible sweater from the late 80's. Sure, it's hideous, and it reminds everyone of a notorious sexual predator, but it's still recognizable and comfy to wear.

To be fair, it looks like half-processed sewage.

Clearly whoever valued it had never actually been to Reddit.

Well, in the end this just goes to show the pissed-off, sick, empoverished masses that were they to rise up in a violent insurection, that they could almost certainly outwit the people running the show.

I agree, but at the same time, I'm sort of just happy that it's August now, and Kinja hasn't come yet.

How much more black could America get? The answer is none. None more black.

Meanwhile, in the Gulf of Mexico, an area of ocean the size of New Jersey has been rendered uninhabitable by an algae bloom triggered by agricultural pollutants flowing down the Mississippi.

The really great thing about absinthe is that afterwards anyone who embibes it, even now, has a pretty good chance of remembering drinking it with Hunter S. Thompson.

It would only be really funny if the mod process somehow rendered them sterile.

Try making a comment about the Israeli martial art Krav Maga instead, and see what happens.

Are these the same cretins who modify their trucks to expel more exhaust, or am I being unfair?

"Oh, what awful people. *shrug*"
-John Cleese as Robin Hood, Time Bandits

There are unicorns on the Isle of Wright?!

How long are you going to stay pissed off about them killing off Adriana on The Sopranos?

Damn it, Alien Jesus, Pickle's trying to keep up on it, but he has to go to kindergarten sometimes!

Now that's something new! Correct me if I'm wrong, but no one's yet entered a unicorn, or any other mystical horse creature on this show.

Well, at least the hackers didn't hack and leak the script to the movie Hackers!

A nation points and laughs as one.