Really?! Damn. Sorry. Many of them were hilarious. Count this reply as between four and twelve upvotes.

That's not fair. You also delete vulgar, borderline distasteful (yet funny) homoerotic comments before other people can reply with a follow up.

You missed the memo. We're supposed to hate him now. (apparently)

He would have brought too much raw, unstoppable sexuality to the role. It would have been a distraction from the narrative.

Look on the bright side: at least Danny Elfman isn't doing it.

It would be appropriate if they let Jóhann Jóhannsson write the entire score, after all, Vangelis' full name is actually Vangelis Vangelisson.

What part of your body is remotely towel-like? Or am I miss-interpreting an innocent comment?

Hey, neat! A human pressure-treated 4x4!

Give her my second-best. I'm still tired from having to listen to everyone in my sophomore year at college gibbering about how she's apparently some form of musical genius.

Well is the zombie apocalypse going to save Facebook 0.002% a year in add target revenue?!

It's going to turn out that they were really speaking Welsh the whole time.

Yeah. And to be fair to the AIs, they probably won't destroy the planet any faster than we are already.

Why do you have to take your belt off to give him one of your rings?

I can't give you a ring, but would you like to be White House Press Secretary instead? Sounds like you've got the right experience.

This really should go without saying, but YANKEES FAHKIN SUCK!

Is this article available in bullet-points?

Ironically, for the time-being, The Mooch is going to Play Dead.

Frank Stallone?

He even ended it with a smiley face, dammit!

Barry Humphires did WHAT?!