*dances around the comments section for ten minutes in lieu of saying anything*

Now you've lost me, and my mother's family is from Newark. Granted, they didn't grow up eating pork…

The air in both smells awful, but in different ways. The food in North Jersey is waaaayyyyy better though.

Yes. There's a massive cultural gap between Queens and Newark. And Jersey tomatoes are the best tomatoes in the world.

Bring 'em back! Make Catholicism Great Again!

A friend of the family, identified in the legal documents only as "Mr. Woods."

Yah. You guys're good.

Maybe it's because I'm a Northerner, but I'd rather have perpetual low-level mafia shenanigans than a culture founded on unfathomable cruelty and inequity.

I'm going to say 'indulgence'.

Probably because Carlos Mencia did not, to our knowledge, have access to the nuclear arsenal.

That planet being the M-Class world of Goomba IV.

Well, until shit really goes south and the drone strikes start. Then we'll all be labeled as possible enemy combatants to make the collateral damage seem more palatable.

Leave my family out of this, but put us in your thoughts?

Or maybe they could just help each other out.

Anthony Scaramucci, pictured here telling "all of yous to get away from my pool, except the chick over there."

Translation, please.

I know it's more than 100mil, I'm just too lazy to look it up.

He's needed elsewhere now…

Hooray for evidently showing the kind of competence that should be expected of something someone spent tens of millions of dollars making!

Let's not go crazy, Warner Brothers…