Prince Charles has some pretty fucking insipid opinions about Modern architecture as well.

Also Thomas Jefferson knew his way around a pencil.

Churchill? But that was mostly after he retired.

No Paul Dinello?!

I think Alien Jesus might have hijacked this account.

Hooray for Blade Runner in 2d! If I were to see Harrison Ford coming at me in 3D I might be afraid he was behind the wheel of an airplane again.

Comments section's still in-bounds, right?

It's tasty. Try it out.

America's Next Top Reichsminister!

Do you mean economically or grammatically conflicted?

More like Tevanish, am I right?

It's actually using Guinness instead of a lite beer in your fish and chip batter. Wicked fluffy.

She's a sassy one, our Katie.

I'm going to fuck with his mind by buying a full-sized guillotine on Prime!

Softly with no songs.

Upvoting this, although it's riding the line where I can't tell whether it's a genius parody account or serious.

None. Their dilemma stems entirely from the fact that a black man stole their piece of legislation and enacted it.

Okay. Who wants what role in my post-Revolutionary socialist junta?

Nope. Every track alternates between 11/4 and 7/4. It'll totally piss off your partner, unless they're really into jazz.

You're old. I hope your death comes painlessly.