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Reflektor was four years ago?! Oh, wait…

But they're still nerds that almost indiscriminately blow brown people up from thousands of miles away with no accountability or oversight, right? I mean if that's not patriotic, I don't know what is!

But they still look ridiculous and kill any suspension of disbelief when characters run with them on their backs, right?

This being the CIA, I'm sure the guy who came up with that codename also waterboarded someone strapped to one of those man-sized, styro-foam, cosplay, Final Fantasy swords

Good thing that the only people with a more laughable discrepancy between their street cred and their level of personal menace are the terrorists that the CIA is responsible for tracking down.

'Wimbly-tummy' would have sounded more badass.

Not really. The answer with you is always "yes".

Her user interface is terrible.

It may seem like a period-piece now, but this show is probably a glimpse into the future of post-Brexit Britain as well.

And here I am, left sharking on my own.

Can she host if she's also nominated? Isn't that a conflict of interest? Couldn't they get Russell Brand instead?

To be fair, even using Windows 10 without a an emulator to make it look like Windows 7 is an esoteric task.

I'm in favor of doing the opposite, and investing the time and money into developing a fully-realized CGI mustache prosthetic. Not for this film particularly, but more so that whoever is producing the Mission Impossible can recycle the tache, and in future movies paste it onto the lip of the leading lady. Think about

"Sure, I'll save you! But only if I can make an amusing, inoffensive quip while I do so!"

Damm! Missed the double-pun by a whisker!

Lord! Save us from these Kitche-ner-y pun threads!

I bet Hillary's secret, illegal email server also had a mustache and looked suspicious!

Got it. In the movie where he's playing an evil super-villain he's wearing a mustache, and in the movie where he's playing an evil super-villain he's not wearing a mustache.

Great Job, Da Vinci!

Still doesn't look like Maine.