Do people in Hollywood even know what a northern white pine tree looks like, and how there's almost literally nowhere in Maine that you can't see one?

Wow. A jump-scare followed by an Inception BWAAAMP. Impressive…

"You canny come up with a better title than that! Well, maybe 'There Will Be Tits'…"

That they cannibalize each other literally. That and paedophila are the only way Trump could loose his grassroots support.

I guess this is why incompetent despotic regimes need external enemies.

Not getting great vibes off this trailer, but who knows. I didn't care for Burn After Reading either, so…

I thought that a pilot flipped a switch somewhere in the cockpit, opening a hatch, and dumping a stream of luggage behind the plane, mid-flight.

And why is he dressed like a white Nationalist Hasidic rabbi?

Though we should not for a moment insinuate that being mentally handicapped makes you want to support Trump. Many mentally handicapped people are kind and compassionate citizens.

Well, at least we know for sure that whoever he is, because of Steve Brannon's role in the White House, "Pickle" won't be kosher.

I'd like to think that if I were president, and I needed to distract attention away from my public failures, that I'd do something more innocent, like change the National Anthem to "Theme to Shaft" by Issac Hayes.

Your Honor, I would like to point out that at no point in the article was "Sylvan Esso" identified as a band, and that instead that inference was left to the reader to establish!

They're a woodland European gas station?

Possibly a stupid question, not a military person but: why is Viagra a line-item in the Pentagon's budget in the first place? Can you kill other people with priapism?

I don't want to watch Sean Spicer try to hide himself inside one, or both, of the Bush twins, thank you very much.

Too bad he was first off of So You Think You Can Toady

Undercover, yes.

And he never ever got to meet the pope. And he never will. And if he did, the pope would hate him and tell him that he's going to hell.

HEY!

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