He's actually going to be poached by a competing reality show: America's Next Top Pathetic Object of Ridicule

In honor of this decision, the City of Quincy, Massachusetts will be renamed the City of Quincy Jones!

Three! Three white people! AH-AH-AH!

DUN-DUN. DUN-DUN. DUN-DUN. DUN-DUN. DA-DA-DUN!

I think that the way they did it, where the Americans who were becoming bi-lingual were the educated classes, the collaborators, and the social climbers, was more realistic. Sort of like how French started creeping into Saxon England following 1066.

What next, though? A Star Trek series that imagines a future made brighter by shared compassion and intellect?!

To be fair to the Nazis, it's not their fault that the most interesting characters in that show are the Fascists. Blame the writers. And maybe also the actors. Although to be fair Rufus Sewel, Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Joel de la Fuente are really good.

“If you can get it right, there’s a real opportunity to advance the racial discussion in America.”

"Like the guy who looks like the other guy in the six-thousand-dollar suit has time to consider the optics of a possibly controversial announcement. Come on!"

I like how if you turned his head upside-down, his hair is already beard-shaped, and his chin is already the shape of his head.

Still, better than Barsanti.

The English stole all the vowel/consonant pairings that made sense; they had to make do with what they had.

To be fair, technically, I think it's spelled Fhearghail.

Thank you!

And why not?!:

Is it still technically a sex-tape if performance issues prevent penetration, as it were?

Crow's New Hair would be found days later lying dead in a gutter, with the word 'cocksucker' written on his forehead in axle grease.

Goes without saying, but Jon Stewart: Unleavened is a great name for a standup show. Second only to Dara O'Briain: Craic Dealer.

Eh. I think if it came down to it, that would be a pretty close beard-fight.

That's Butt with a capital "B", folks!