But seriously, what can't you do with Reagan's corpse? Why Reagan's corpse has over a thousand-and-one everyday household uses! Here are just a few:

*goes back and reads the article a second time to see whether this comment makes any goddamn sense, and finds that the answer is 'no'*

Replace it with alcohol!

How can I join this cola-based jihad?

They can call the British version: I Say! Do The Right Thing, Chaps!

Fair play. I just think that this looks bad.

Now that's GOT to be a masturbation euphemism!

So it's a comic made from repurposed stills from a browser-based, fantasy flash-game from the late Nineties?

Was he in the Ku Klux Klan? Because I'm still confused on that point.

"Bah! He corners better if you inflate him past 60psi!"

I'm like you; minus the intrigued.

Wait. He was in the Klan?! What's going on with this title?

Eat your heart out, Madlib.

He now only considers roles which would allow him to mail used condoms as part of his preparation.

Unless you happen to be Sofia Boutella, but so few of us are these days…

This?

Like

Mean

You

To be fair, yammering unscripted dialogue into a camera is not something that just anyone can do. It's a real skill which takes years of dedication to master, like painting or sculpture.