*opens letter*

I'd rather read Jonah's (from Veep) love letters instead, given my choice of HBO programming.

Yours is working better than mine. Because of my accent, every time I try and use it, mine just translates everything I say as various recipes for clam chowder.

Was it with a voice-to-text translator?

They're trying to discredit the idea of a democratic society ruled by laws to reinforce faith in their own system of outright corruption and political power derived from force. The goal is to be able to tell their public that there is no better alternative to the system they find themselves in and have it be true.

All food, for some reason.

As an Irish-American it's hard to write this, but I've observed that in places with relatively few traditionally Italian immigrant communities, the food tends to be pretty awful. Sounds like you need Sam Barsanti's mom to come 'round to your place and make some baked ziti.

Looks like a piece of wagonwheel pasta. How the hell did you get that in your eye?

He was a dentist in South America somewhere in between the two. It's a Nazi thing.

Why????

Who knows? Maybe the "brand" he focuses on will be something good? Like a way of permanently labeling whose cattle is whose.

If you shrank Matt Damon down, stripped him naked, and painted him gold, people might mistake him for an actual Oscar.

Also, it should be pronounced STRANGAH!

*awards Doctuar the Turner Prize*

Craig should just take the money and let his wife fill in for a film.

From INLA With Love

"No Fucks Given", in addition to being an article category, would be an excellent title for this new film.

Finally! The results of mankind's collective experiment to find out how strong a motivator money is!

"Piss-tape Israel? I believe Israel has all ready been extensively piss-taped."

Anyone else fondly remember the show Ugly Americans/is getting flashbacks?