The important thing is that the title of this article rhymes. Great Job, AV Club!

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Watched the Guillermo del Toro film "Cronos", for the first time. Wonderful. So much care and detail. Also, how great is Ron Perlman? No wonder Del Toro and Jeunet love working with him.

That's what gets me: the price. I can't justify spending more than my day's food budget on two hours, when there are other ways of seeing the film for less later.

Point of information!: Zack Snyder cannot make a good movie! The closest he's ever come is unintentionally funny.

Good news, though; you're now eligible for an upcoming opening as one of Donald Trump's senior advisers!

No, it doesn't, and if I remember properly, the Republicans torpedoed a bill which would have dismantled those borders.

I hear that down there they all float.

More not a fan of the director.

Does he know that as the president, nominally he has no power to order around the press as part of the overall swamp drainage? Now, if he were an Erdogan/Putin-style "president" on the other hand…

I look forward to her inevitable strained, unnatural, and robotic performance in this new M. Night project.

AKA: my entire inheritance. Thanks neoliberal status quo!

About 8lbs.

Better than "Ian Paisley's Comedy Rodeo" I suppose…

Fun fact: that robot was also the script doctor on Rocky V.

"I must break your embargo on my personal finances so I can buy a condo in Manhattan that I never go to."

Has anyone ever told Sylvester Stallone about word-processing?

If I had his fan-base, I'd hate them too.

For some reason, I imagine the species of Dikachu would have two anuses through which to fart, in keeping with their otherwise confusing and inconvenient anatomy.

At the risk of being bludgeoned for saying this: it's his prerogative what he writes and when he delivers it, just as it's the readers' prerogative whether or not they will consume what he produces.