HE was a half-man, half-fly scientist…
HE was a three-hundred pound Samoan attorney…
TOGETHER they are a dumb film I would rather watch than another piece of pulp schlock that someone went and spent $150 million on.

Well, that just goes to show just how much of a flying fuck I give about any of this. Good on you, Jeff. Keep cashing those checks.

Jeff Goldblum IS The Mumbler!

Why? Do they loose money each year they don't try to cash in that lame chip?

She's from Saskatchewan, and that makes her age more slowly?

Fun fact: At school, Neil Sandiland's nickname was "pecan". Pronunciation of this nickname varied from bully to bully.

Are you suggesting that that man shown in the header image might not me a mature, thoughtful, craftsman?

If they're trying to save money, they can reuse the demonically infused hell armor that Roger Ailes left behind when he died. Sure they'll have to sponge it out, and maybe tighten it a bit, or a lot, but it's effort well spent for verisimilitude.

It's a face which practically screams "Aye! See you?"

That is one Scottish looking man.

He's retiring to spend more time with Alan Moore's beard.

You can save time and just move to Turkey now. You'll experience what we have in store sooner, and there's plenty of inexpensive olives to snack on!

Yeah, but how badly do these people need the money that they'd suffer the degradation? At this point I'd only understand it if the new press secretary was a still recovering synthetic opioid addict.

The real question is who in their right mind would still consider taking a job in the Trump White House?

Because it's too early in the morning to read about cannibalism.

Who do you think I am? Donating to my own charity…

Yeah, really don't. I'm ashamed of resorting to Simpsons memes. To make amends, I will be donating all upvotes generated by this reference to charity.

Don't say that name!

Pictured: the US Congress.

Maybe we can use his mortal embarrassment to take some of the load off the D.C. power grid?