Macbeth.

"A body? A body! Where are we going to get a body?"
"I know! Gusto the Body-Snatcher! He owes me a favor!"
"Yes! Let's go!"
"No wait. I just remembered he died last week."
"Well, we'll use his body then!"
"We can't: someone snatched it."

Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2: Rise of the Pussy Grabbers

WOW! From the writer of Wrath of the Titans as well as a sequel to a mainstream, strip-mall, horror movie! I see great things in store for this re-imagining!

About what I'd expect from Nomar Garciaparra though…

YOU SUCK!

So every time he hears it, he shits his own pants in a Pavlovian shame-reaction?

As someone who until recently worked down the hall from the premise of Designing Women, they are nothing to mess with.

♫Let's not call the whole thing off!♫

And I thought my idea was in bad taste.

That's the title of the new show that no one will be around to watch.

I'm going to write a lot of freedom of information requests for footage from CIA drone missions over Pakistan, then dub over it in order to turn it into the world's worst multi-camera family sitcom.

Starting to regret now that both my icon and persona are badly done watercolor self-portraits…

In this corner, Hoggle, and in this corner Bean Bunny!…

The Texas State Legislature on any given day?!

That's not a very funny link-based joke. It's what you actually say it is rather than, say, a photoshop of the president shitting himself while playing tennis.

Yeah, and at no point did Anakin whip out a bunch of starfish from his pants (which were established in act two, like in a proper script) and start flinging them like throwing stars at Sir Christopher Lee. It would have been a better movie.

*floppy arm waves a lightsaber awkwardly, beheads a small child*

Psst. That's the director, Ron Howard!

Eh. Could be worse. Knowing Disney, I half expect Kermit the Frog to show up in act three and start murdering people while swearing at them in a strange voice.