And she did right, uh-huh, uh-huh.

(less Jewish)

"This is a Supreme Court isn't it?… I court."

Eh. She got 17 mil out of it, unlike the people who are about to loose their healthcare.

But Udday and Qusay are dead?!

Do you ever worry that you might be the monster?

Why do all contemporary robots look like giant sex-toys? That's probably why this one tried to drown itself.

Take it easy. This is what Clayton's going to be reduced to doing for money three years from now when this site folds.

Better not take any Slo-Mo then. That'll just make it last longer.

Seriously, though; why no Dredd sequel?

What guys? Where are you seeing guys in that image?

Since it's on FX, they can do a crossover with Barry, the Bionic Douchebag from Archer.

The ultimate game plan is for a steel cage match between Garland and Black Mirror chief, Charlie Brooker.

Oh, if only infinite fries had existed in 1846!

That pot guy works at every Taco Bell. He's an elemental spirit like Puck or the Mag Queen.

Their major breakthrough will be figuring out how to make powdered tequila and then dust taco shells with it.

AKA Wall Goggs

Well, it more like he scampers around rubbing his hands all over a gigantic glowing shaft.

The real horror is that hideous, post-modern crown molding in the tv room. That's the first thing to go!

Well… a penis, if we're being honest.