Maybe if next time he drove a Mad Max-style war-rig we'd finally get universal healthcare?

"Never get out of the boat truck, absolutely goddamn right."

*throws pint glass at Brad's head, missing him and shattering on the wall behind*

As a Jew from New England, I find it deeply offensive.

*exhales*

I like egg creams.

Would have been better if she were a fan of Iggy Pop.

It's 11.3333 fucks repeating. Math has been done.

Great Fuck Job, Interet!

James Franco got a new wig.

To bring it all back to the story, I'm starting to worry that this place is a cult.

Pop Rivets apologizes. He will dutifully report himself to the AV Club reeducation center, a subsidiary of Univision.

Pop Rivets hasn't watched The Simpsons in over ten years at this point.

Boak? Is this a reference or a typo?

Heart attack, stroke, resignation.

Which is a shame, because if the GOP and the Ayatollah and the Shia Clerics in charge of Iran sat down together, they would find that they have a lot in common.

I agree with you on some level. While Trump is around they would seem like a bunch of patsies. But Trump won't be around for long, and Putin will be. The next GOP leader, along with the right-wing press, will definitely be able to spin it into a story of international solidarity. After all, Russian society is…

Dibs on Goggins!

I can see why we got rid of that one. I'm from rural New England. When I say it it sounds like "HAAAAAINTAAAAHHTS."

When you try to seek asylum in Massachusetts, I'll cosign your petition.