Someone who knows digital editing, just go ahead and get on this bit.

Add Hottentots to the list. Are we allowed to use the word "Hottentots" in the comments section, or will that get us banned?

Not sure if you meant 1970's, or if you're sticking it to Von Bismark. Either way!

Yoda.

"You called in The Wolf? N*****, that's all you had to say!"

Well, now that you've mentioned John Cleese and the Russians, someone has to post this gem:

CNN should throw him by starting off a news story by saying that he's doing a wonderful job, and then continue the rest of the report in a sarcastic, nasal whine.

Well, it's always hard to come up with a better idea than the better idea after you've already told everyone the best one you had. It's not their fault that the other team stole it and ran with it.

It's eleven now. Where is the news? All I see is this twit, named Adam, who apparently ruins everything.

I believe I learned and intuited the concept of "if you felt you had to lie about it, it was probably wrong" when I was four, but then again, I'm not a nascent fascist cheerleader.

I read this interesting opinion piece in The Guardian earlier today. Link at the end. The big take-away from it is that since Russian efforts to influence American voters through social media campaigns and leaking intelligence is basically a given, and won't get any better in the next election cycle, when they've had…

" Of course orange is a difficult color to wear. The Dutch, Buddhist Monks, and Hard-line Irish Protestants. That's who wears orange. It's called the Axis Of Huh?"

Meanwhile, the Chinese leadership are very confused, and trying to understand what this Minnesotan television show from the '90's means, and trying to track down bootleged VHS tapes to find out.

Yeah! Eat MST3k quotes, yah fahks!

Not pictured: Christopher Robin, who is not pictured because following an internal power struggle within the ranks of the Communist Party, all records that he ever existed have been expunged.

On one hand, you have to wonder about the strength of people who feel so easily slighted that they would ban a children's book, on the other hand, they also routinely torture journalists with no remorse. So, all and all pretty scary.

Anyway, I was going to write:

Alien Jesus, are you deleting your own comments? I keep trying to reply to them, only to find that they've been deleted before I can perfect the double-entendre that I've been working on.

"It is Andy Muschietti is now attached"

*runs towards the comments section from quite a long way off*
"It's"