Hot take: Leatherface would probably draft a better piece of healthcare legislation than Ted Cruz.

Well, to be fair, Donald Trump has the Republican Party, but aside from that isolated example, good point.

Still, the rest of the world is seemingly understandably concerned by R Kelly's apparent (alleged) ability to make vulnerable young women believe that he can actually fly.

Disney executives: the real movie magicians!

Are you RAF guys still a bunch of posh twits, like in the movies?

Jeff Goldblum, Eugene Mirman, and F Murray Abraham. They're going classic Disney, folks!

"You tell me you want to be King of Scotland. But when did you ever invite me to your castle for some haggis, or a goblet of sheep blood?"

"So did Romeo and Juliette! We're not falling for this again!"

"There's a..man…in-the…wing of the stage!"

It's covered in someone's guano…

In fact, In the time it takes to read this newswire, you could have watched the movie four times.

He could do it and not loose any supporters. As long as none of those trucks are hybrids, that is.

"Lowly Worm" is actually Trump's secret service code name.

At least he's not planning on getting in one and ramming it headfirst into a throng of protestors on Pennsylvania Avenue. Yet.

What are you doing with your console, you're worried about splinters?!

In fairness, the Empire cut off funding for Wookie health plans that covered female contraceptives.

It was while at one of these wild felt-orgies that Joe Blevins accidentally died. Remember him? He used to write GJI before he drowned in sewage and O'Neal covered it up.

William Hughes wearing an elaborate duck costume, holding a wrench.

This is exactly how I imagine AV Club staff meetings.

*discretely farts in the comments section, secure in the knowledge that since this is a music recap article, the smell will drift away before any other commenters arrive*