Will it be clenched into a fist dramatically at some point then shoot a beam of light? It had better!

Fucking hell! I didn't know there would be gauntlets involved! I'd have started with that straight off the bat if I had known!

Sure. I mean that's a given. It's got everything people like right there in the name: War, war, more war, war, some more war over here, war; basically infinite war and capes.

I feel something in my heart, but with any luck it's a parasite that would make David Cronenberg vomit, and not love.

Is her superpower that she has a hardened rump which she can use to deflect attackers as she flees into her burrow?

"And skip all the gay parts."

"Of course not! The Bible was written in English!"

Well apparently people who can be taken advantage of deserve to be taken advantage of, unless the person being taken advantage of believes in the first half of this sentence.

This Hulk needs therapy!

Hulk smash expectations?

Especially that time he played Malcolm X.

You know what you have to do…

…not really. Keith writes most of the songs. Personally, I think it's just because Scorsese doesn't feel like learning any more peoples names. I mean, it can't be because he enjoys working with DiCaprio; that would be silly.

If you do, Joe Pesci comes around to your house at night. It's a bad scene. Just always call him Mr. Scorsese in the future to be safe.

He's got a fuck-ton of fay scarves, and probably wears too much cologne, so he can pass for it.

Ossage: Please, I Have a Sore 'Oat

Maybe they could get kinky and swap '90's teenage "It-boy" lead actors?

This is that. It's about a murder of a guy they find in a house on an Indian reservation, and maze is what they call corn.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to make movies and then cast the same guy in them over and over again.

Something skin-peeling!
Something tree-crawling!
Something for Everyone!
Predator Tomorrow!
Aliens TONIGHT!