Ha! You can't fool me! That's Ansel Elgort!

Man, if I had a nickel for every high school yearbook I wrote that in…

Yes, but for unrelated, MILF-related reasons.

If you pulled this shit at a Wahlberger, and you happened to be Vietnamese, you'd be dead before you touched the exit door handle.

Bien fait, Franconet!

Puente or the dictator of Communist Yugoslavia?

He was also a real musician, not a model.

Yes, but most new mothers don't take photos of themselves which liken them to your mother, the Space Virgin.

It sounds more like "rheumy" the adjective describing rheumatoid ocular degeneration.

I still consider 50% of the over fifty upvotes the "way too soon" reply got my own.

The Handmaiden. Great, but as always with Park Chan Wook, you don't need to show everything just because you can.

"Wait, what did you use to froth my latte, and is this extra cream supposed to be there?"

You prefer them when they go sans coulottes?

I long for the day when instead of shaking Trump's hand, someone just stares at it like he's extending a dog turd towards them.

A penny, leave a penny.

After a joke I made in the immediate wake of the tragic, senseless death of Anton Yelchin, I have no right to judge… but…

To be realistic and put this all in context, it's more like living in a current dystopian Central Asian republic. There's nothing sci-if about it.

That's because you're part of the 'problem'.

Maybe he thinks that everyone else is as grossly confused and incompetent as himself?

And, again, it can't be said enough, the "Western Civilization" that they really want America to emulate is the current Russian regime.