"But that Bowie wasn't real, Brett. He was just in your dream."

*considered applause*

You can win an Emmy for 69ing?!

Dr. Luke took it.

"In my quest to convey my displeasure, I'm liable to use a lot of what we would call 'violent sexual imagery'."

I like you. You're funny. Though, no, they are into you for your sweet, sweet salvageable building materials.

Morons. Morons knew.

It costs a fortune, it's hard to install, and it attracts meth-addicts!

That's going to weigh a ton! They should have gone with pex tubing instead.

That's what trash writing does.

"Run, Blake! Or the rhythm is going to get you!"

The title, The Rhythm Section, makes it sound like she's hunting Gloria Estefan and The Miami Sound Machine.

Content!

I think I more resent Kermit the Frog's involvement in this shit.

Is that the show where John Coltrane fights a triceratops?

Miss Piggy would DEFINITELY karate chop you!

It's more like the "my name is Judge" bit from Arrested Development, only Franklin is no Kermit.

I think I'm going to Rolf.

I don't think I like this. Kermit is lovely, and hearing this nonsense come from him is unpleasant.

It's a three and a half minute interview. Who the hell does a three and a half minute interview? Is this now normal for network television?