Did those two ever meet in the 80's? They'd get on like a house on fire.

Shortly after Trump's impeachment, Jim is thrown into a furnace, unrecognized as the most important thing in Trump's life.

That's Djinn.

Eugh! It's all sticky. This is wayyyy too much maple syrup.

So… that makes it all alright, if he's talking to his penis?

"We are standing in a ROOM WITH A DEAD GUY!!!"
*runs away screaming*

I'm not even sure I want them.

"JIM! JIM, JIMMY, JIM, JIM, JIM, JIM!?"
"I'm not JIM! JIM, JIMMY, JIM, JIM, JIM, JIM! He's JIM! JIM, JIMMY, JIM, JIM, JIM, JIM!"
"JIMMY!!!"

Which are both fine, provided you take the time to marinade them properly.

This is creepy for me, because recently, in another comment, I theorized that Donald Trump has an imaginary best friend who always agrees with everything he does. I just didn't know his name.

I'm not. I want to be clear on this point: I'm only interested in the upvotes.

Then we can swap her out for Emma Stone's kid sister.

But he's sitting in a booth?!

Meanwhile, the role of Young Pierce Brosnan will be played by the partially dismantled car horn of a 1976 Dodge Dart.

MAZEL TOV!

Where are the other 49 replies, and why does Kinja think that I don't want to see them?

"Hey, Alfred! Scratch this, will you?"

And he probably doesn't even want to do that anymore.

And a male stripper.

"Hiya, Ben. The script would be bettah if thah Bahtman faaght crime in Bhastin, instead a this Gaatham crap."