In some place called Japan, apparently. Did not know that.

I'd vote for Manny Ramirez before Schilling, and Manny Ramirez has got to be clinically insane.

Maybe if the missing Monopoly piece were found lodged inside the rectum of a minor celebrity, perhaps someone from the cast of a TBS comedy, maybe then it would be a story.

Hasbro never actually released the Star Wars Monopoly game with Rey

And wanking terrorists, who are the real victims here.

"Bigly?"

From Nazi dentists, yes. Everything else…

For some reason all I really want to teleport is a steak-bomb with peppers and mushrooms.

Jeff Goldblum, when pressed for comment, was unimpressed.

Someday we might even be able to teleport a tennis ball to Laika, the space dog! Won't she be happy!

That prick Yurtle.

Gentle; yet infectious.

I'm waiting for them to start blaming the CBO, and questioning the validity of any government body that uses math.

This Russian mathematics student named Lilya, who I alluded to in a previous article is, but apart from her it's a fair point.

Why isn't he Chinese?! Play to your audience, Transformers!

*slams car trunk closed, two panicked honking sounds come from inside*

(Medford's fine, I don't know why I wrote that)

So it's like a Harmony Korine movie, if those had plots and characters?

It is if you're from the Cape.

Cleave him alone!