Ramming a squad car and throwing an axe are pretty normal reactions to finding yourself in Medford.

Which is the same as the original, just played on a banjo.

But, but, but the free market always makes everything better, with no negative side-effects!

They're more like ad astronomers, or 'adstronomers', if you will.

Meanwhile, somewhere else far off in the galaxy, a monumental KFC double-down appears on a primative world and bestows intelligence upon a curious indigenous life-form.

It started out Original Recipe, but when it fell through the upper atmosphere, it became Exta Crispy.

Take that, Mysteries of the Cosmos, yah bitch!

"That's right… it's calcium."

I was hoping for a stealth Brian Butterfield cameo.

1. Out of curiosity, why pick me of all the regulars?
2. I'm actually Charles Manson.

In shame.

Change that 'burn' to 'hurt', and you've got a song!

Wait. This movie has people who can piss fire too?!

Sometimes he subcontracts with Deathstalker.

And you're Spiro Agnew!

Well, 'Liberals going rational and measured' doesn't have the same ring to it.

Oh, right. Intimidation. I forgot. God knows there's no more social contract.

So really, why should we common citizens obey and respect the law when it's so grotesquely obvious that our leaders don't?

So, do you just carry confetti with you everywhere you go?

Take that Monopoly piece out of your nose, for Christ's sake!