This is saying nothing of the fact that eating Jesus wouldn't be Kosher, which as a Jew he would have cared about. Also, on that note, if Christians celebrating Passover was a thing, is Christ unleavened?

In this context, we say covfefe.

Great Job, FSB Internet!

Sean O'Neal, Sean O'Neal, and Sean O'Neal walk into a bar…

Speak for yourself. I'm hanging naked, upside-down from a tree, like a giant man-koala.

Ironic how difficult it is to think of something funny to say about this article about comedy.

Is there supposed to be some sort of psycho-sexual subtext to Wonder Woman giving Batman a flaming sword? I wouldn't mention it if the last frame weren't a tight shot of his ass.

Just don't get carried away and lick the stadium. It's not actually made of delicious fried chicken.

Joining?! He already provides most, if not all, the power!

Later today, he's also planning on dropping a major 2:22.

Well this will make it much easier to see tits on Hulu.

I would argue that there's an important difference. Recycling images/sounds to create a new, distinct collage is one thing. Whereas with this, there is no point to it other than the audience being able to recognize samples that they already know.

The real-life phrase 'President Donald Trump' had me thinking that already.

Meanwhile, the ghost of Andy Warhol is expected to sue the Jenners as well for stealing his 'stealing other people's images and mashing them together, reproducing them mechanically ad infinitum, and calling it all art' idea. The Jenners are expected to settle out of court.

Wow. That's one cheap looking costume. Did they make it by going to Goodwill and then painting all the second-hand hockey equipment and broken Nerf toys they could find?

I like you. I like the way your brain reflexively reacts.

Maybe the Delta crew got confused, and thought that they were Migros, the European grocery store chain?

Northwest Pacific

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Methadone Clinic.

"This is ballet, isn't it? I ballet."