Is he the bastard spawn of Irish comedians Dylan Moran and Dara O'Brien?

As long as no one politely criticizes decisions made by the Israeli government, we'll all be fine!

My mother always told me growing up that it's just as easy to spit out a hot rhyme that isn't grossly anti-Semitic. Granted, she's Jewish, but still; valuable life lesson.

If we're dividing the country between us, can I have Maine? Or are we doing it by a lottery? I missed the last meeting.

Ivanka?

You're really thinking of either War or Other People.

He probably also just wages his battles quietly and effectively, while everyone else's drags on an on forever in front of the screen.

Can he come back as a different character of his? Maybe Ordell from Jackie Brown?

The AV Club is trying to game the Nielsen Ratings?! Why? It's a website?!

"You do that, and I will fucking eviscerate you! Now, I didn't have your education, I don't know what that word actually means, but I'm gonna start by ripping your cock off!"

There will be no politicking at the Warrior Games, so no one ask the competitors for what ultimate reason they were wounded in the first place!

I hope our wounded veterans beat the shit out of those wounded British veterans!

Ambitious Undertaking, That Guy!

The trip-hop/alt jazz musician?

I'd love to contribute, but I spent all my money on delicious Hormel Black Label Bacon.

If a website struggles in the marketplace, does it make a Soundcloud?

Yes. Frequently he can be found on top of 'ol Smokey, all covered in cheese.

And one less apostrophe. Maybe recycle it as a comma; reduce your carbon footprint.

He probably does several interviews a day with an imaginary friend, that only he can see, who always agrees with him.

Oh, no! Not the token black friend!