That Michael Collins was a smart cookie.

Ciaràn Hinds?!

Ricardo Hologram?

Is being stranded 2,000 miles from the country they think they live in the reason why the DUP played so hard to get in the coalition negotiations?

Rumor is that Garcia is going method for the role, and having himself upholstered in rich, luxurious, Corinthian leather.

Stand up for yourself, Plumberduck! Don't let us push you around!

Is that how long your indentured service sentence to this website is?

JES!!!

*rock tumbles down-hill*
[Sisyphus sighs]

Red-hot, barely legal, Greek irony.

Call 1-800-PLUMBERDUCK to donate. Together we can find little Billy Hughes.

But…but… ESTROGEN!

I imagine that footage of the Nuremberg trials is more uplifting than Fuller House. I can't be sure though, because I've never watched any Fuller House.

I think we've found 2018's feel-good mini-series of the year!

Huh. Let's try an experiment:

What picture are you looking at right now?!

In fairness, Clippy is very much the Gwenyth Paltrow of Microsoft Office Suite.

More like Tom Bombadil, that little plot-momentum killing, Druid prick!

Oh God, the song at the end of The Desolation of Smaug sucked!

Jedi Padawan Bariss Covfefe?!