To be fair, it would be weird if they called each other 'boychik' and 'mensch'…

Avatar/comment dis-synergy.

He looks like an architect that conceal-carries into his client meetings.

Harrison Ford would be good too, but knowing him, he'd find some way of making his motorcycle fall from the sky and crash into a golf course.

Rutger Hauer in brown-face? Just thinking outside-the-box…

*leaves an origami unicorn in the comments section, indicating he may be less interested in this show without Edward James Olmos*

*exhales deeply*
That's a toughy. He might be the exception which proves the rule.

It would make a good 'control' in an experiment to see just how much his appointments fuck up the departments that they're put in charge of. Hell, if he's successful, Ambassador Styrofoamhead would round out a GOP presidential ticket real well.

Even money on that dummy being offered an ambassadorship by the Trump Administration.

So on a national scale, it's like that plastic membrane at the bottom of a landfill that stops the sludge from ruining the groundwater?

It's operated by the elusive Carib Aribs, they taste like chocolate!

I don't Ninevah's possible.

'Oklahoma-based' was the tip-off. Nothing good ever comes from, or goes to, Oklahoma.

You can laugh, but WhateverTheFuck.com won't be transitioning to Kinja in the near future.

That's the most embarrassing place her likeness has ever been, and her face has been tucked into greased strippers' g-strings in the form of generous tips.

There's a third, deformed Belushi brother that I never knew existed, who's found a way to be even less funny than Jim?!

That decision just seems like common sense.

That's George Takei. This article is about Daniel Day Lewis.

I also go by Pot Rivals, Pale Ringlets, and Pole Rigid to the ladies.

Pictured: Emma Stone.