To be fair, he was great in In the Name of the Mother

AQUA-COURT: this Fall on NBC

The fact that the descendants of the fucking Vikings are so much more socially advanced than we are is shameful.

… and have a nice day!

That's not fair. He can also do indignant and "bitch-face".

2-Related question: what year do people think that we'll be able to turn on the news, and watch right-wing correspondents try to justify a drone strike on a poor minority neighborhood inside US borders?

Even more surprisingly; it requires elaborate lingerie.

I really like "Life Can Be Sweet" by the 90's trip hop band Smoke City. Check it out!

Rich guy with a massive ego, inflating statistics to make himself seem more successful than he is?

What does the 4:44 mean? It can't be a ratio, because then it would just reduce to 1:11.

Not a surprise. Bavaria is and always has been Germany's Alabama.

*appreciative clapping from the judges table*

Now I feel like vomiting on freckles. Thanks, Newswire!

I think that they should be grateful to me for allowing their junk to survive the heat for one one-hundredth of a millisecond longer.

I'd like to think I'd be less self-centered in my final moments, and die instinctively shielding someone else's junk, like I'm taking a pyroclastic bullet for their schlong.

"We don't care whether you're sorry, sir. We just want the money."

Libel! Libel! He's a serial-killer, not a blackmailer!

Is 'cruzzard', a typo, a portmanteau of Cruz and buzzard, or short for 'cruddy buzzard'? Or is it three things?

I know I'm regretting my ancestor's decision to sneak into Boston after deserting the Royal Navy in Halifax.

Makes me wish that he would follow through on the implicit honor-killing.