Me too. I'm AFL-CIOut of here!

Because I am not represented by a Union, I cannot afford to continue developing the "rigger/rigor" pun that I intended to deliver, and instead leave it to your imaginations.

In fairness, Pat Buchanan would be a shitty, shitty president.

I think John Carpenter looks more like an evil Steve Buscemi; but agree to disagree.

What about dicky comments about your dish? Are they fair game?

Sweaty and bug-eyed?

Lenny Abrahamson, perhaps? Just throwing out the first obvious choice that comes to mind.

*Vulcan hand salute*

Going to say it again, they should have just called Brad Dourif. Then Franco could have just directed in his normal voice, and leave the performance to a professional.

Well there are two scenarios here;

Have you ever heard of the concept of sarcasm?

"It was going to calculate what? The meaning to life, the universe, and whatever? Who cares? I'm putting my name on this bypass. Blow it up!"

HOLY SHIT, HE ACTUALLY IS!!!

Well, if there were still any scientific advisers around, it's more likely than not that Trump, like the Emperors of ancient China, would just wind up tasking them with discovering the secrets of alchemy and a source of eternal youth.

If you're suggesting using the potato as a power source for a normal house light, you'd be better off mashing it against the wall switch.

Neat. Then they could call it True Dick!

I don't get it. How is this an Asian joke?

But did she ever call any of her interviewees a candy-ass?

Sam Barsanti is a creative writing major. If he wants to fill a sentence with several subjects and predicates; that's his call. He's like Cicero.

Yeah. She was dating Ulysses S. Grant.