Jesus is the original, unlicensed, knock-off, spoiler, fan-fic superhero. Elijah would have been a way cooler messiah if he hadn't been cancelled after two series.

I feel the same way about the Canadian national anthem.

Eh.

No, because that is actual irony.

Take it easy, Chico.

-Judas Iscariot

Wow. Now the New Yorker is going after Trump! And they were the cornerstone of his popularity base. Who next? The American Classical League? The Boston Symphony Orchestra?

Seriously, what is Dawes, and does it hurt?

Well, excuse me for thinking that peace between Israel and Palestine would be 'cool'!

You get your father to make a $2 million donation to Harvard and marry some rich, blonde bimbo with a crooked father?

That you tridal Tidal is what counts.

No. I don't play guitar, but God bless you for asking a question actually related to the content of the article.

Before you go there, you should swing by Condom, France.

That's probably true, in that it would give your immune system a good workout.

I'm glad to have helped you along the long path towards digging it.

I agree. God bless Bath, Maine!

Which motherfucker?

In my sternum, Videodrome-style.

It's okay, Edgar. I've never seen it either, and I'm doing fine.

It'll stretch from one bank of the Patomac to the other, like the Colossus of Rhodes, only with even more hanging dong.