Kinja will be here LONG before our protest would have any effect.

Well, you know what you have to do. God speed. I just want to let you know, we're all counting on you.

Well there's capitalist incentive for Taco Bell to keep costs low in order to fend off competition and satisfy customers. The same conditions don't really exist in healthcare.

Transdimensional guacamole?

It would be typical if THIS were the scandal to bring down the Trump White House.

But where will I buy my wenches now?!

AKA "GuanoWoman!"

Dressing down Uma Thurman, what now?

The 1960's club scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I want to think that behind every door of my favorite bar, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks off of things I'll never know.

See, now you're just stereotyping. Stereotyping in a funny, probably accurate way, but still.

*reaches for a Kleenex*

That was Sex Durst that got shut down.

I really should. All this tiger penis makes me want to do is fuck tigers, and I'm very allergic to cats.

That makes no fucking sense on several levels.

Your ass keeps on going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going…

Does anyone else find movies retro-actively ruined by Gwyneth Paltrow's current lifestyle bullshit? I was re-watching The Talented Mr. Ripley recently, and I clearly remember thinking "I really wish you were Cate Blanchett instead."

At least your ass is on time now.

This nonsense is why I only trust medieval Chinese folk remedies for my health supplements.

OCH! DAH AV CLUB, MON!

You made it all foppish and English. This is a primal, visceral experience, best described with a manic-depressive Celtic voice.