Not to shove a pint glass through someone's face?

How about Philip?

Goddamn it. Monty Python was good enough for me, it was good enough for my father, it'll damn well be good enough for them!

It's its own, special kind of super-dead.

It's how I feel about MST3k.

Hooray! Incessantly whining at creatives has finally paid off!

Way to add that super-bitchy post-script after I already upvoted it, @disqus_oyX2Ve0vbQ:disqus

"I'm Too Sexy", Right Said Fred.

It'll actually break time-space in the theatre.

"Orinoco Flow", by Enya?

I thought the New Mutant referred to Sting for some reason.

You didn't need to go on the record, you know. We trust you.

Well, he's clearly self aware… oh…

Rectum dentata?

Some combination of irony and cruelty?

The finger is found hours later, lodged in him own rectum, explaining why his expression was even more smarmy than usual.

Again with the word choice, here!

She had vagina dentata?!

It's got to be hard being a sentient episode of This American Life…

True, but that won't stop Ole Quentin rambling on.