Quentin Tarantino begs to differ…

This isn't an abandoned theatre screening Zoolander 2, you know!

Now the commentariat will be less ir8.

Sam Barsanti has a stalker drama?!

Now she'll finally be free to record her mopey version of Sergeant Pepper's.

And unlike the IRA, they can't be negotiated into disarming.

That's just a wonderful little comment/short story. Thank you for it.

I have. Robert Hughes knew what was up. Our own William has much to learn.

Okay, but if I catch you saying anything good about Damien Hirst or Jeff Koons, we will come to blows.

In the 20th Century, the one-two punch Marcel Duchamps and Andy Warhol kind of ruined art (definitely their disciples). I'm a renegade from the 1910's Art Nouveau.

My point is that artistically it could use a heavy fucking dose of ambiguity. Also, call me old fashioned, but I still believe that art should be in some way beautiful, and not just the text from a shitty political cartoon rendered in 3D. I also realize that the point of this website is not to discuss art, so I…

But, what does it mean?

I don't have time to explain to you just how wrong you are, but suffice it to say that I have an architecture degree and a few years of high-end residential design experience, AND you're wrong.

WOOTINI! They exclaim, while drinking martinis with call-girls in bikinis.

Robert2 Downey2 Jr.?

Presumably they all came to their senses and realized that what everyone really wanted to see was their original hardwood floors.

*switches the machine on*
BBRRRRRRRR, BRRRRRRRRR, VOOOOOM, VOOOOOM, VOOOOOM

Quit bragging about how clean your carpets are about to be. It's unbecoming.

As long as they don't try shipping it by BINKS, we'll all be fine.

They did a good job of making everything in the shot look like it cost $19.99 at the local Target, you gotta give them that.