He was a person, and he had the most tragic death scene ever in that movie!

But does it come with Fidgit from Time Bandits inside? I don't think so!

"I even bought a little toque just for my beer can, eh! Zoom in! Get a shot of that there. Beauty!"

Does one pair have dolphins on them, and if so, does gifting them to Willem Dafoe make him cry?

Yikes!

I FOUND ONE!

That was the movie where she played a shitty pizza, right?

Carice van Houten in a movie called Domino?!

Looks like Slipknot is doubling-down on the conflict.

-Rob Schneider

Shailene Woodley's in, so expect an uptick in the number of Academy Award nominated films featuring clay eating.

I did, and it made me want to CTRL+ALT+DELETE myself.

Here's to Ciarán Hinds, representing those of us with massive, miss-shapen, Irish heads.

Finish your sentence.

Fun Fact: the real epicenter of evil in Maine is wherever Governor LePage happens to be at any given time.

No, then it would be called "pinko slime".

Is sued again, three days later.

Not fun, not fact: the slime on Nickelodeon was an attempt by their parent company to recoup losses on expired napalm after it was outlawed.

I think that all parties involved are under-estimating the willingness of the average American to eat anything generically labeled as "slime".

Mayonnaise?!