Nothing. But it seems kind of personal for a festival. I mean do women really want Drake around when they're… oh, wait. Maybe they do…

Didn't read the article.

I guess a surf-board made of Vegemite would probably quickly dissolve in salt water, huh?

Not a lawyer, but I'm going to say 'no'.

$10 says Rupert Murdoch.

Get ready to get shouted at by someone with a bald eagle in their avatar for being racist to white people.

What is it with these people and the random capitalization?

Knowing her, she probably tried to use a can-opener.

Direct incitement would be difficult to prove, but it you're talking about the relationship between visual of the cross-hairs and the role rhetoric has in violence, it would make sense to bring up. The problem seems to be that the editorial said "the link to political incitement was clear."

A lot of names in this article's title for the sake of a sort-of joke.

Stop making fun of shared, congenital predisposition to addiction!

Here, have a brick thrown at your head, courtesy of the Irish diaspora.

Can we prioritize, and re-rehabilitate the word "socialism" in the American vocabulary first?

I know someone who will give him a fair hearing. This French chick I met as an exchange student, Mlle. Guillotine.

The only way I'd care was if it were a Buckminster Fuller house.

That's not a very nice thing to call the Funky Bunch.

But how would people necessarily know that it was Kevin Bacon's penis, and not a stunt double? It's not like everyone knows what Kevin Bacon's penis looks like on sight.

Does anyone think that the show would be better if instead of the classic Tremors Grabboid, it were all just force-perspective shots of Kevin Bacon shooting up through the ground and swallowing people whole?

LEAVE IT, CHAAAH-LIE! HE'S NOT WORVE IT!

Well, he can; the hard part would be enforcing them. That's a lot of angry voicemails.