Man, on top of everything else, if Donald Trump were to all of a sudden suffer a slow, rolling stroke, now it'll screw up NBC's future scheduling.

You move either your king's bishop and king's knight out from between the king and the rook, or the queen, the queen's bishop, and the queen's…

There are theoretically 62.

You were probably trying to move your rook. Most computers interpret moving your king two spaces to the left or right as an attempt to castle.

No, that's when you move all the pieces between your king and one of your rooks, and they can mirror position if neither piece has yet moved.

I assume they aren't playing Doozers.

Boris Johnson's really changed his look…

Or you're just stunned that the DUP wants to spend more money on the lower-classes than the Conservatives. I know I am.

You know, it may just be me, but it's harder to imagine a better throwaway protest vote in an a Conservative constituency in the middle of England than voting Sinn Fein. That's a real 'fuck you'.

BORIS JOHNSON would be a more popular, and debate-ably better PM than this one.

I knew the Welsh came from outer space!

Fuck it. At this point I'm in favor of revising the Constitution and inviting this person to rule our country, Glorious Revolution-style.

For an ethnic Floridian, I have to say you are very eloquent. You must have left there at a very young age.

You're Russian?!

My apologies, I've gotten used to being defensive, and not reading the articles that closely, for obvious reasons.

She's from Barcelona…

Wow: wrong.

Pictured: a famous eccentric artist, that Johnny Depp has not portrayed, somehow.

Martha?

Little known, related fact: the villain in that movie wasn't a terrible CGI effect; that's just how Mickey Rourke looks now.