It's been tried by a con-jury of its peers, and found adequate.

Which is weird, because of all of them it's the closest to British. Think Bristol with a head cold.

Oh… That would have been so gooood! Especially because he's probably remember to insert some characters into that story.

It was. Then, appropriately, Harry Potter fucked it up for them by splitting the last movie in two, and the producers saw dollar signs.

It's not too late, Guillermo! You can apparently still make one, I guess.

Meanwhile, in a separate, ironic lawsuit, The Management Company is being accused of Mismanagement (Company).

Pictured: Notsh Schmenge

"And now the women and girls leave the room so that the men can exchange socks."

In public. But when no one's looking; gobble, gobble.

Finally. Something that addresses the themes of Batman with the intellectual scrutiny they merit.

-Cats

-Termites

I believe that question was best explored by a Mr. G. Lucas.

That looks more like a "marital aid" than a metal detector…

Either way, I'm going to wander around the comments section with a gun from now on. Just in case!

You can't have been doing that good a job. You missed all the paedophile pizzarias!

"Why did Lovejoy just call me a cocksucker?"

Rather this than funding legislation to weaken environmental safety laws.

In the movie they took some creative liberties. In real life to activate the hidden door you have to spray paint the bricks with anti-police graffiti. Try it. You'll get results.

Does the MH stand for "Manimal Homage"?