Yelling isn’t about getting your children to behave silly,it’s to let off steam and exercise total domination over the fucking little bastard zygotes.

You ever been in the South? Well,bless his heart=fucking simpleton

The Hallmark channel said....pass.

Crowe walked back into the room and said ‘Are you not entertained?’and spat on the floor.

Performance enhancing drugs,he says she was too pumped up for the second debate,it had to be steroids and not....you know,preparation for doling out an ass whipping.

You know what’s not long enough?Massages at the Bangkok Spa.

He drives an Aston Martin.

Did Camille see the ghost of Kelsey Grammer’s fidelity?

Jokes on you,all the shoes have MRSA on them.

The Gators would’ve lost 4 to 5 million dollars if they gave up that game.Not only was Death Vally open so was the Superdome.Yet the logistics of people traveling who were worried about their homes and loved ones,the team and equipment,the last minute theatrics,it was going to be a financial or,worse,a media,game loss…

I friggin wail at my team to go for two every game,I say keep the touchdown at six and if you want that extra point make another score from the thirty yard line or kick it from the fifty.Get rid of kickers they are a blight on the game,what other sport has one guy(who seems to be so important that most teams can’t…

Coke rage,it never really goes away.

‘Stop bringing up old allegations,it’s just a distraction from the real issues’ Says the guy who can’t shut the fuck up about Bill Clinton.

The wifefy’s drinking wine,probably her seventh glass of the evening.

I’ll send my kids to Mars right now,where do I sign?I don’t need to wait 20 years,let’s go.

I don’t believe it,his head was under the pillow.

The coup de grace comes at the end.She wants the presidency to be something she won,not something Trump willingly lost.

I’m gonna abort if I want to,still not gonna let those little bitches do it though.

This might be the first time that Trump doesn’t mind being upstaged by the NFL.

‘We’re gonna make Apple make their phones in the good ole US of A folks.Unlike mine and Ivankas stuff,which will still be made in China and Mexico and Bangladesh.Are you kidding me,you don’t even have to pay the five year olds to sew those little itty bitty pockets in your pants they use for loose change,since…