You think rent boys and slot machines are free?

Seanausy went on to elaborate ‘Did crooked Megan help disgusting Shilary,check out sex tape and past.’

This’ll make his worshippers love him even more ‘Looky he don’t like them dang uppity fries,he’s just like one of us,maybe I could be a billionaire one day?’

Melania:No Mica Penski,low energy.August 3

Trusting anyone in betting sport’s is a losing game

It’s the truth,call Sean Hannity.

Uh oh,call Sean Hannity.

I’m gonna go with.........all of them.

That picture,the most satisfying fart in the history of the universe.

They’re already married to their brothers silly boy.

Now who’s gonna diddle all the married women in North Louisiana?

So that’s why Odie was tearing up on the sidelines.

I see Les Miles great time management got him the boot.

It’s 92 degrees here in New Orleans,don’t light the stove,don’t heat up the oven.Make a Caesar salad and throw some boiled shrimp on it along with crab claws,French bread and butter,you’re done.Side note,I always use chicken stock for minestrone and add baby spinach,sweet red peppers,top with parmasean cheese.

A man who strives for immortality,will eventually find it,yet it is not the forever he expects.

Great coaching.

I’m the best liar,I can lie better than the liar Generals,Infact I should be the Supreme Liar General in charge of the Pentagon of the General liars.People have said my lies are Yuuugeee,the best lies,some people are saying this,I’m just saying.Sean,where’s my trophy?

What happens in Vegas never stays in Vegas.Like a huge barrel of nuclear waste,it expands and oozes out ruining the plant and killing you in the process.

The only way to eat eggs is bury them in volcanic ash for a hundred years,oh,and a sprinkling of kosher salt.

There is a reason why the rest of the worlds consumption of rice and legumes is astounding.