Yeah, not gettin' it.

Good point!

Harhar—you knew that!

There were two kisses. She put her hands over her ears during the second one because there were loud planes in the air (or something).

Oh jeez. Those poor kids.

Hahahaha....then I guess she spells "voluptuous" with a "lump"!

Meryl, please, get some new tunes. That was years ago.

I can't explain why I feel so bad for them.

And apparently there was a royal wedding today too! Who knew?!

Do you think Kelly B. knows that you only spell "congratulations" with a "d" when it's a pun on graduation?

Why the hell would a teacher look at a kid's FB page in the first place? I know this is beside the point, but kids often put all kinds of stuff on their walls as a joke.

I was reading the comments to make a jokey remark, but, surprisingly, I agree with you completely.

I always make my dog talk too! I'm sure everyone else finds it annoying, but that dog says some pretty funny things (and, boy, does he ever have a foul mouth).

Did she say it in a baby voice?

Okay, I got up early to watch this, and now I'm tired, and I can't stop thinking that the lace on that dress would be super scratchy if you were tired and cranky.

How about "Muddy"...(Waters)?

I think that's just a joke.

Don't they know how dangerous tanning beds are??!!