Yeesh, if that's the case, she should say "act of bias" or "biased act"...unless, of course, she means a diagonal act.

Shouldn't it be "biased act," not "bias act"?

Many years ago, I read an interview with Woody Allen wherein he said that Diane Keaton had an amazing appetite. He said they would go out for dinner and when they got home, she would pop a couple of waffles in the toaster. At the time, I immediately thought, "Well, of course...she's bulimic." Because I was bulimic,…

How is this even funny?

Yeah, you'd better take his star away.

"I'm so lonely and isolated because everyone is intimidated by my intellect."

Yeah, no kidding. Just finished reading the post about the woman who's so irresistible to men that they can't help smiling at her even when she's not wearing makeup.

Now THAT's funny....which supports my point that dick jokes are only funny when they're self-deprecating.

...but all the good jokes are about small dicks. Poor you!

Oh, now that's interesting. Thanks for the clarification.

But this isn't even good research.

Haha—I just said the same thing before I read your comment.

Yeah, clearly her high school doesn't have a research and ethics board. Seriously though, this is bad research.

But how were they to know? It's not like they misjudged her because they hadn't heard her side of the story and misinterpreted what was going on. She told everyone she was pregnant and then wore a fake bump. From the examples of "gossip" she gave on the clip above, the worse slight seems to have been that she was…

Nobody I know feels this way. If I smiled at someone and they didn't smile back, I would be horribly embarrassed.

Really. Who wants to look at that. Must've been a pity smile anyway.

I think most people did see what she was trying to do, but it didn't quite work.

Sure, it's a bit funny (if you said it to your girlfriends who know you), but its premise doesn't really work on a more public scale.

ExACTly.

...or a world where every friendly gesture is interpreted as a come-on?