I love Tucci, but he's too old to play Cinna.

Really? I thought they kept the hats tasteful at weddings (small fascinators or easter-type hats) and saved the crazy hats for Ascot.

I hope so. The lace part is the bit I don't like.

Good god! Who is that???

Love the veil and tiara. The dress is growing on me.

I always thought it was bad form to wear something to a wedding that would draw attention away from the bride, but I guess a real princess would know better than a mere drama queen like me.

Maybe he pulled a Tareq Salahi?

Yes, I was wondering why she didn't place it there on her way out.

And then they'll hang the bloody bedsheets off the balcony as proof of her virginity.

Isn't her name spelled "Katherine"?

Jeez, I'd be pissed if I had to sit behind Beatrice. And you can't exactly ask a princess to move her fucking head.

Y'know, I said that exact sentence to my therapist last session (as we were discussing things I'm finally figuring out). Clearly, I'm still stuck on that one.

Jeez, I'd really feel bad tossing that one in the recycling bin.

For some reason, I thought you meant that creepy kid, Glen, who used to be obsessed with Betty Draper, and I nearly choked on my cocktail. Who's Bobby Flay?

Whoa! You're an internet-personality analyst extraordinaire!

What would a recognizable persona be? Do you mean, like, a whinger or a boaster or a continual victim of persecution? That type of thing—something that doesn't justify the persecution but somehow might explain it?

HAR!

I don't get this at all. Why would someone do something so random and so cruel to another human being? I don't get computer viruses or vandalism either though. Hell, I don't even get trolls. I guess my question is why would someone do something that doesn't really benefit them much, but makes someone else's life…

It is pretty awesome.

She says she was raped (by men with their hands). I don't think that can be interpreted in any other way.