Totally beside the point, but have you ever noticed that Princess Beatrice always seems to be making a children-of-the-damned-zombie face in every picture?

OMFG! You should have wrapped your arms around his legs and refused to let go.

Wouldn't the sheets look like you'd pooed your bed after?

FOUR FEET!!! You lucky thing.

I want people to have fewer kids, so I'm not going to be helping with any diaper-changing.

I would make a suggestion, but I am loath to corrupt someone with a name as wholesome as "Dairygirl."

I just read something the other day about new FDA warnings about benzocaine (on drugs.com). Anything with benzocaine should be kept far away from children:

Jack White is such a freak. I love him.

Hahahaha—I love your grandpa.

Good to know!

Oh, I didn't mean the pronunciation sounds uneducated; I meant that the word itself is kind of a lowbrow word, so pronouncing it "cue-pon" sounds like putting lipstick on a pig—a bit like the way the Dowager Countess in "Downton Abbey" pronounces the word "weekend."

According to Howjsay.com, you're right. And "cue-pons" just sounds like someone trying to make a lowbrow word sound elegant.

Really? I'd be disinclined to purchase anything food related at a flea market.

It's "coo-pon," not "cue-pon": [www.howjsay.com]

Don't you know? Britain's like bizarro world.

Does what term not exist across the pond?

I wish I could still wear a uniform.

I'm sorry for your loss, Blaise Astra Parker. And I understand: I feel more married to my partner than I ever did to my husband.

Was that a drunk tweet, Olivia?

I was just thinking about every day business, not sexy business. Doesn't everybody shower before sexy business?